Sunday, July 27, 2008

Boy Talk

Overheard while I was putting on makeup a few days ago:

"Click..." ('twas the sound of a dart gun)

"You're dead."

"No I'm not."

"Yes, you are; I hit your shoulder. The bullet went into your heart."

"No, you hit my shoulder and my shoulder is just broken...."

"Well, I shot you point blank."

"That's why my shoulder is broken. It was a blunt blow. "

"If I shot you right *here*, you'd be dead..."

"No, then my jaw would just be broken."