I do the grocery shopping for our family.
And I take some degree of pride in how quickly I can complete shopping for seven people for one week's worth of supplies.
Yes, the keyword to this story is "pride."
Yesterday, as always, I finished shopping promptly. It was with the deepest satisfaction that I pushed my Very Full Cart into the shortest, most quickly moving line and began unloading it.
It takes a while to unload a Very Full Cart.
About a quarter of the way through my unloading, I noticed people checking my line to see how short it was, rolling their eyes and moving off. Sadly, this is somewhat normal. Did I mention my cart was very full?
About halfway through unloading the cart, I heard the voice of my checker over the loudspeaker, requesting further helpers at the checkstands.
In my final burst of energetic efficiency, I hadn't bothered to look for directional signs before getting in line. Now, hearing his distress call, I looked at the sign above my head with a sinking heart.
My face reddened. My efficiency was no more a shining halo on my head, but now a badge of disgrace the world could stare at.
For there I stood, with a Very Full Cart, half unloaded, directly below a sign that said in Big Bold Letters fit for the half-blind to read:
"Express Checkout
15 items or less."
Did you ever hear that "pride comes before a fall"?
It's true.
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Stop! Read The Directions!!
Posted by Katie at 10:55 AM
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