In Favor Of Aging

I was rather grumbly when I saw an envelope from my insurance company on the counter when I came home from work the other day. I pay them six months in advance. And I don't want to hear from them between times.

I regretted my grumbliness, though, when I opened the envelope and found enclosed an "age change check."

Don't I get another one at age 25? Who said life goes downhill after 21?