Embarrasing Moment

One reason not to:

- Prepare in the dark to go out.

- Stuff socks randomly into your drawer.

- Break the crossed-legs-bent-at-the-knee rule.

- Wear shoes and socks when sandals or hose might do.

- Leave the house in too much of a hurry to look in the mirror.

The reason?

You may notice part way through the Wednesday service at church that your feet are adorned one in a black and one in a navy blue sock.

(Don't be surprised if the discovery causes you some dismay. And please don't say I didn't warn you. )