Sunday, September 09, 2007

Caveat Hosti-potis

There is an orange dart with a black head stuck to the window. It has been there for several hours now. I wonder how long it will stay there and whether it will be reclaimed from the window by its owner, stolen from the window by someone other than its owner, or quietly fall off through natural causes. The answer is more personally important than you might think. When the dart is removed from the window, the probability of an ensuing dart war is rather high. No one in sight during such a war may consider him or herself invulnerable.

So if you're planning to visit here anytime soon, I suggest you bring along a helmet, shield, and breastplate. Or at least a dartgun.